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Stuff that simply makes me smile.
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The cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Brisbane, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.
If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my arse.
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Queen Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.
'I said, 'No shit?'
God Bless Australia
If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my arse.
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Queen Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.
'I said, 'No shit?'
God Bless Australia
Interesting piece of history
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first, isn’t that a very interesting and important piece of history
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